Don't you wish you had paid attention in pole vaulting class?

See, what did your gym teacher tell you about paying more attention to track and field?

Meet Californian Allison Stokke, a, um, pole vaulter – seriously – that has had her pictures splashed all over the internet for a few years now. We here at J&J feel a little more comfortable putting her in the spotlight these days, seeing how Allison has at last blown out 20 candles on the birthday cake. And to think, some of us have underwear older than her.

Allison is now in university, going up and over at the University of California at Berkeley. We can only imagine what the frosh party was like once Ms. Stokke tapped the keg and got a few pints into her.

Think the application rate at UC Berkeley just went up?

See, stay in school. And pay extra attention during pole vaulting lessons.